General => Lounge => Topic started by: Dare on January 13, 2005, 01:31:50 AM
Title: God I hate deer!
Post by: Dare on January 13, 2005, 01:31:50 AM
Hit another deer! I was heading home, saw a bunch of deer in the raod. So I slowed down to about 10 mph when this fricken Doe runs out of the feild and right into my car! The deer was still alive, so I called the cops out. It was funny cause the whole time I was there the deer just flopped around. The cops said its leg was probably broke so he was gonna put it down. The second he drew his gun that deer jumped up and took off! :giggle: Then the smart ass cop tells me, "Bad news, she ran off before I could get her information"! :giggle:
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Post by: Rwolf on January 13, 2005, 04:37:25 AM
Doe was playing half dead.. Man you have too much bad luck, you need Like a trunk full of good luck charms to avoid stuff like this :)
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Post by: tbirdscott on January 13, 2005, 04:48:53 AM
Atleast you dont have to worry about paint chips/scratches, your car gets repainted every few months!
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Post by: oldraven on January 13, 2005, 11:36:31 AM
Bicycle, man. Bicycle. ;)
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Post by: nirvanagod on January 13, 2005, 11:44:26 AM
Quote from: oldraven
Bicycle, man. Bicycle. ;)
I'm thinking a T.O.W. rocket launcher attached to the roof. Bring bambi down in a hurry and teach the others a lesson! :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
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Post by: Snubz-N-Ttown on January 13, 2005, 12:37:52 PM
Im thinkin "TRUNK MONKEY" Deer run out hit stang, I hit trunk monkey button in car. Trunk pops open and monkey f***s up deer with tire iron! LMAO!!!
"Officer, I have no idea where that monkey came from :dunno: , and where the h*ll he got tire iron is the real question!" :giggle:
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Post by: jkirchman on January 13, 2005, 02:45:23 PM
Dare you need a big dirty jacked-up truck to drive around. That way if it gets:
Wrecked Keyed Pickle Juiced Shot Stolen by a "Friend" or Hit by a Deer
you won't have to worry about getting it fixed. Also, the cops wouldn't know it was you and you could deliver pizzas without getting harassed.
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Post by: Thunder Chicken on January 13, 2005, 02:54:23 PM
remind me, Dare,, to never buy a used car from you. I could well imagine what the Carfax report would look like!
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Post by: lostbrew on January 13, 2005, 03:36:24 PM
first a killer fan than an awall deer what the life, might want to wear a safety suit.
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Post by: 5.0willgo on January 13, 2005, 03:52:56 PM
Had something similar happen when my dad had his 93 T-Bird. He was coming home late, saw some deer and when he stopped, one ran right into the drivers side of the car. Broke the glass and screwed up the door. Have fun telling the insurance "I got hit by a deer."
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Post by: SirChirpAlot on January 13, 2005, 05:40:27 PM
i was out last year at the run out side of the city and had 4 dear run in frount of the cars wile doing a pass. Lucky no one got hurt that night. Another spot out of city cops came in to stop all the fun people took off i went on some little back road only to have bambi run across the road and for some resion the little bugger decide to go back the way he came and never touched the car. Scared the living hell out of me.
I bet i could have put my arm out the window and pet the dame thing it came so close to running into the door.
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Post by: Beau on January 13, 2005, 08:06:12 PM
I had a ed maniac bambi run into the side of my truck about 3 months ago, like was said before, the sumbitch run off before i could get all the information, and before i could pull the deer rifle out.... :brick: Deer dont by God bounce off my stuff, and not die, well, most of the time anyway! :disappoin And before all the animal rights activists get all down on me, i was stopped when the thing hit me... :evilgrin: btw, i live in missouri, where the deer outnumber the people by about 6 to 1... :2gunsfiri
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Post by: lostbrew on January 13, 2005, 08:20:00 PM
realy officer it ran out and hit me i did not hit the deer it hit me
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Post by: merccougar50 on January 13, 2005, 08:50:14 PM
Quote from: lostbrew
realy officer it ran out and hit me i did not hit the deer it hit me
You may joke, but that actually happened to the guy infront of me in traffic last winter. We were stopped at a stopsign, and a buck ran into the side of his blazer. It busted to windows and the door pannel.
Last winter I hit a moose, but have never hit a deer (acutally never even come close in 100,000's of miles.)
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Post by: m3th0dm4n on January 13, 2005, 10:05:17 PM
Coulda been worse... http://home.earthlink.net/~hyperimpyu2/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/deer1.jpg
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Post by: Thunder Chicken on January 13, 2005, 10:45:38 PM
You guys joke about saying a deer ran into you, but unless you want to see your insurance go up you ALWAYS tell the insurance company that the deer hit you. If you hit the deer, it's your fault and is covered by your collision insurance. If the deer hits you it's a flying object and is covered under your comprehensive insurance. Comprehensive is "no fault". Never, EVER, tell the insurance company that you hit the animal!!! BTW, an insurance adjuster told my father that when he hit a deer. My father said "I hit a deer", the adjuster said "No, you mean the deer hit you" and explained what I said above.
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Post by: jkirchman on January 14, 2005, 11:44:11 AM
I'm with Ron White. I think it would be easier to bag a deer if you go hunting with bullets that go 55 MPH and have little headlights and blowing horns on them. :)
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Post by: cougarcragar on January 14, 2005, 11:58:04 AM
And yes, that's deer poop on the hood. It also peed all over the windshield as it sailed over the hood.
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Post by: 5.0willgo on January 14, 2005, 12:46:48 PM
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And yes, that's deer poop on the hood. It also peed all over the windshield as it sailed over the hood
I think I would and wet myself if I got hit by a car. Even if I saw it coming and didn't move.
Did the deer run out in front of you or did it just decide to stop in the middle of the road and do its business when you caught it off guard?
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Post by: cougarcragar on January 14, 2005, 02:45:37 PM
Quote from: 5.0willgo
Did the deer run out in front of you or did it just decide to stop in the middle of the road and do its business when you caught it off guard?
A little from column A, a little from column B.
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Post by: Ifixyawata on January 14, 2005, 03:21:36 PM
Quote from: cougarcragar
And yes, that's deer poop on the hood. It also peed all over the windshield as it sailed over the hood.
Wow, that's funny.
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Post by: DryGoods on January 14, 2005, 03:38:13 PM
I had a deer hit in fall in my old company van, it was disabled, but still alive and in obvious pain, the cop that responsed was just going to leave it, as he couldn't shoot it without reporting a weapon discharge incident report, and they can't shoot an animal unless it creats human harm...etc. Another fellow had stopped hoping to get the deer if it was dead, but he wouldn't kill it either, he was coming from the lake from fishing, so he said, so I asked if he had his fishing gear on him, so I asked if he had a filet knife, which he did. I took the knife and slit the throat of the deer and it finally died. Here I am, a businessman in a suit and overcoat doing this and big tough fisherman who wanted the deer wouldn't do it, nor would the tough macho-man cop. The E-150 van needed a grille, and a headlamp assy because of the hit. Thishiznit occurred in a suburban area on a state highway at 10:30 in the morning! My company decided to not to repair the van but to trade it in for a new one! It was a blessing in disguise for me.
Title: Re: God I hate deer!/I hate more than deer!
Post by: DryGoods on April 18, 2005, 08:09:25 PM
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I had a deer hit in fall in my old company van, it was disabled, but still alive and in obvious pain, the cop that responsed was just going to leave it, as he couldn't shoot it without reporting a weapon discharge incident report, and they can't shoot an animal unless it creats human harm...etc. Another fellow had stopped hoping to get the deer if it was dead, but he wouldn't kill it either, he was coming from the lake from fishing, so he said, so I asked if he had his fishing gear on him, so I asked if he had a filet knife, which he did. I took the knife and slit the throat of the deer and it finally died. Here I am, a businessman in a suit and overcoat doing this and big tough fisherman who wanted the deer wouldn't do it, nor would the tough macho-man cop. The E-150 van needed a grille, and a headlamp assy because of the hit. Thishiznit occurred in a suburban area on a state highway at 10:30 in the morning! My company decided to not to repair the van but to trade it in for a new one! It was a blessing in disguise for me.
Back in November this happened to me, TODAY in the mail I get a ticket from the stupid State of WI DNR courtesy of the wimpo of a cop who turned me in for illegally killing the severely injured & suffering deer without approval of a game warden! $375 fine! Nothing like victimising the victim!
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Post by: thundergrowl on April 18, 2005, 08:26:27 PM
oh man! That's just :bs:
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Post by: Blackout on April 19, 2005, 11:19:11 AM
Nope, that sounds exactly like the Wisconsin DNR. Happened to a friend of mine. Police officers are allowed to put the thing out of its misery without approval, but an everyday joe will get fined if you do the deed.
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Post by: DryGoods on April 19, 2005, 04:40:14 PM
Quote from: Birdman
Nope, that sounds exactly like the Wisconsin DNR. Happened to a friend of mine. Police officers are allowed to put the thing out of its misery without approval, but an everyday joe will get fined if you do the deed.
That was the thing, the cop wouldn't! I go to court next month for it, I'm fighting it. politics! :toilet:
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Post by: 87 3.8 CAT on April 20, 2005, 01:37:28 AM
And yes, that's deer poop on the hood. It also peed all over the windshield as it sailed over the hood.
I think I would and wet myself if I got hit by a car. Even if I saw it coming and didn't move.
I fell out laughing when I read these, and was thinking the same thing and read it in the next post. Now everyone in the office knows what I was doing, instead of working.
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Post by: turbot-bird on April 22, 2005, 11:39:27 PM
My cousen had the same thing happen to his cadilac, messed it up bad.
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Post by: shame302 on April 23, 2005, 01:00:22 AM
lol.... this happned to my 92 subaru wagon. it realy scared the of my gf. it was something like 1 in the morning. i was tooting along in my little u r a bus and the buck ran across the road to my side, over the gardrail and headed in the same direction as me. when he made it to the end of the gardrail he cut right into me. i was down to about 25-30 when it hit tits first into my passenger side fender, bounced, and took off. neither of us could belive it. i couldnt belive how much he messed the fender and some of the hood up.
wished it took him out though. would have made for some tasty vidals...lol
i love animals...right next to the mashed potatoes...
yes, thats PETA, people for the eating of tasty animals.
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Post by: DryGoods on April 25, 2005, 05:05:47 PM
Rant ahead: Just came from the lawyer's office, this isn't about the money as my lawyer fee will amount to almost as much as the fine, but the principle behind it. Lawyer called DNR, DNR doesn't know a thing except for cop turning me in. Lawyer called PD, PD shift commander said I was "disrespectful" to the officer and I should be glad I didn't get a disorderly conduct charge and get locked up! Glad for doing what a cop was too chicken to do? What do they give cops like this when they graduate from the police acadamy, a pacifier? Lawyer states we'll go to muni court, see what the judge says, that is May 9, keep you posted!
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Post by: tbirdscott on April 25, 2005, 05:15:49 PM
Stick It To The Man! :headbang: seriously thats :bs: I doubt you'll have any problems with that case
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Post by: DryGoods on May 09, 2005, 12:21:33 PM
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Rant ahead: Just came from the lawyer's office, this isn't about the money as my lawyer fee will amount to almost as much as the fine, but the principle behind it. Lawyer called DNR, DNR doesn't know a thing except for cop turning me in. Lawyer called PD, PD shift commander said I was "disrespectful" to the officer and I should be glad I didn't get a disorderly conduct charge and get locked up! Glad for doing what a cop was too chicken to do? What do they give cops like this when they graduate from the police acadamy, a pacifier? Lawyer states we'll go to muni court, see what the judge says, that is May 9, keep you posted!
Went to court this morning, the DNR game warden, the cop and the prosecutor all giving me the evil eye! Judge heard both sides of the story and still didn't drop the case, but did fine me. $1 was the fine and I wasn't responsible for court costs, and no recording of a "crime" on my record. My lawyer helped immensly, his bill will amount to about $200, but a small price to pay than to be faced with a misdemeanor and a much larger fine. Dern suburban coppers, nothing better to do. :deal:
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Post by: Haystack on May 09, 2005, 02:15:03 PM
looks like the judge was on your side. The $1 is prolly just because you were guilty of killing the deer. But he sided with you. Good win