This is something me and my freinds have done. You go to walmart and pick the 3 best/worst things to make a " WTF? combo. If you get a dirty look from the casheire, or sucuirity called on you, you did a good job. An example is:
1. Brownie Mix
2. Rat Poison
3. A " Sorry for you loss" card
It was always a dumb ass game but what the hell, we have one of everything else here.
1. Kiddie pool
2. BB gun
3. Gerbils
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Machete
Big ass trash bags
Lots of bleach/household cleaner
Just try to put M&Ms on Layaway. Or start riding the bikes. Play tag. Those have always worked for me.
Freeze tag at 2 AM. The workers don't always wana play
hiding in the round clothing racks going "Pick me! PICK ME!"
or being pulled around in a sled.. that worked too.
Walk around very stealthy while humming the Mission Impossible theme song
Me and my friends used to put 12 packs of magnums and astroglide in little kids purses and stuffed animals.
Get a medic alert bracelet that reads, "Needs frequent oral-genital ressucitation".
Go to the check out line.
Pretend to pass out.
Go to the Gun counter ask them what you need to do to purchase a gun. They explain, tell them you would like to just pay cash deal and no receipt needed, then ask what the biggest knife they have is, and if they carry shovels. Not the smartest thing to do, but it sure is fun when you see the expression on there face.
I like the magnums & lube in kids purses idea a lot.
I actualy had my wife go to the store and get wort remover and condoms. I laughed for hours.
I hate going to Wal-Mart with the fiery passion of one thousand suns.
I do, however, enjoy leaving my mark while I'm there.
I like to get the cart up to speed and jam my shoe on top of one of the rear wheels. This will effectively lock the wheel, leaving a skidmark. It's cool to discover the composition of the wheel by its skidmark; sometimes it's black, sometimes it's blue, etc.
I also tend to "crop dust" in certain aisles, especially when it's packed full of fat people and screaming kids. There's nothing like a beer fart in the dairy aisle to make somebody's day.
I'm kind of like a squid and its black ink, in that regard...
^^^^^^ LMAO
Crop dust LMAO ROFL
-Gerbils
-vasolene
-any cylindrical object
A womans thong, make-up, and a wig.
My friend and i used to go to Meijers at like 2 -3 in the morning and play basket ball, Till they started tieing up the hoops. :raspberry :raspberry
carb cleaner, an oven mitt, and Dove bar soap
High powered deer rifle
Map of yor town
Anti-depressints
Mysize barbie, Condoms, Video camera
haha nice ones im fresh outta ideas for now. id love to try some of these though!
Kleenex
Lotion
Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen Calender
:laughing: First Place so far
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Sleeping Pills
Beer
Motor Oil
Kids birthday hats
Kool-Aid mix
Antifreeze
-Thick rope
-Nirvana CD
-OTC Sleep aids
Nothing like playin basketball with the HUGE bouncy balls and knocking over an underwear rack and seeing who didnt get caught.
Big bag of candy
Roll of duct tape
Clown nose
Although I think the fisrt two alone might elicit a response.
Black ski mask
Black sweat suit
Black Air soft gun
Hunting Bow with arrows
Targets
New pair of little kids shoe's
( Run forest, Run!!!)
Car battery
Jumper cables
Metal chair
Rubber Gloves
Knife Set
Laundry Detergint
Rubber gloves
Turkey baster
Pregnancy test kit
Gas can
Shop rags
Matches
(This was Roger's)
( drunk kids are funny) - My freinds
Vodka
Kool-aid mix
Vedio camara
:rollin:
The only way to top that reaction would be to go the homoshagual route with a firemans calendar or richard simmons workout video.:barf:
Dry Ice
2 Liter Bottles
Ear Plugs
This is for the dry-ice bombs
2-liter bottle
aluminam foil
works tolit bowl cleaner
I've never picked up a WTF combo, but I have been kicked out of and actually banned from a couple Wal-Mart's. I guess they don't like when you walk around the building with a lampshade on your head and attempting to speak chinese, or take a nap on the couches or chairs. My friends and I used to take all of the handicapped motorized carts and drive around playing marco polo at 3 in the morning.
Ive done the hid in the cloths and talk, actually got a like 5 year old to talk to me, and tried to get his mom to buy the clothes lol. They don't like when you take the power wheels from the bike aisle and start driving towards the front, i got in big trouble for that. They also don't like it when your black lab makes his way out of the truck to go find you in walmart. he followed me around the whole time i was there and i never noticed it till someone asked me fi that was my dog.
HUGE case of monster energy drinks
5 huge bags of skittles
and a paintball gun
the guy looked at me like i was nuts
Prince CD
Vaseline
A potato.
that wins a WTF award
Clayton, you have just won the contest,lol. WTF? Keep them coming anyways, this is getting interesting
we used to get a lawn chair from sporting goods a bag of chips and pop from the snack section then go set up in eletronics and watch tv we watched an entire world series baseball game when peolpe would drive there carts by we'd yell hey I'm watching the game get outa the way
my true life WTF combo is
tabasco sauce
ground hot pepers
and hemroid cream
lady looked at me and prolly was thinking if you did'nt eat hot stuff your ass would be better
dog leash
toy handcuffs
KY
My best true life is candy, drain cleaner, and trashbags, amoung other little things
Easy Bake oven
rat poison
party favors
rolling papers
oregano
plastic baggies
My size barbie
Alcohol.
whipped cream
and a "happy bachelor party" card.
A bag of the little fish from the pet dept.
Ground Coffee
New Coffee Cups.
i got one...
a frozen chicken
some vasoline
and some painkillers
Plunger
tolitepaper
vasoline
Wow, I know that story. Anyone else wana hear a story that will haunt your dreams for ever about a kid in our school?
Condoms, bananas, whipped cream and preporation H
Back from the dead!!!
Dog food, BIG box of breakfast cerial, video camara, and milk
Just go in and light a cigarette. Gotta be about as acceptable as g in the drinking fountain nowadays. Around here you'd be lynched...
Funny thing is, when I was a teenager we'd walk through malls and stores puffing away and it was perfectly acceptable (the stores even provided ash trays).
A real life example of how different things have become: When I was in trade school (1993) a guy in the class pulled a smoke out, lit it, and started puffing away. The entire class screeched to a halt as the teacher just stared at him, jaw on the floor. The guy looked around, realized what he'd done, and almost ate the smoke.
'Nother example: back in high school (late 80's) we weren't allowed to smoke on the school grounds (actually, my first year we were, and even had a smoking section, but starting in grade 11 it was outlawed). This rule applied to staff as well. Getting caught smoking was grounds for suspension. So between classes one day I'm standing outside one of the doors along with a bunch of others, all puffing away. The vice-prinl steps out and singles me out. He hauls me to the prinl's office, telling me the whole way how much trouble I was in, how the administration was sick and tired of people breaking the rules, how the prinl was gonna throw the book at me, the whole bit. So we go into the main office. He struts right past the secretary, me in tow, and barges right into the prinl's office...
...where we find the prinl puffing away on a cigarette. The vice turns around, red as a beet, and tells me to get to class. As I'm leaving I can hear the led screams of the prinl ragging out the vice prinl for barging in without knocking. It was a good day :D
BTW - I quit smoking 7 years ago, when they hit $7 for a pack of 25. They're at about $11 now.
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Damm that sounds all to familiar. Had a smoking section at school untill my 10th grade year, but when I was a senior I got ISS for 3 days just for having a pack of smokes on the dash of my car in plan sight. Things have changed alot over the years. Think about how when we were little we would run around all over the car while going places. Not today.
buy the smallest item you can find and push it up in a shopping cart
proceed to put the bag in the shopping cart after they ring you up, and push it out of the store.