This is a lil song of a Piece Of shiznit Honda racing a thunderbird...
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
was a ford thunderbird and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this little beater
To kill this ford thundrbird, with the 5 liter
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The tbird next to me erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Revver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that 5.0 gets traction
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My rear view mirror is blocked by my three foot wing,
I now hear the roar,of that 5.0 gaining,
It is all I can do to keep this four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, all things of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they got smaller,
The driver backs off just long enough to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says waving,
"You may not win any at all in that silly little thing"
I smile and revved my four banger as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow... I'm sure it will be a better night.
BTW,... I don't think so ;)
:grinno: Sounds about right
haha I love it!
haha yeah, i thought it was pretty funny! it is true
now did you make that up cause it was pretty good.
That kinda makes me wanna join all the tuner boards and post that!
Or memorize that, find a honda dealership, and walk in singing it.
nahhh...:grinno:
I'll spend my christmas enjoying 225 or so horsepower in my :birdsmily:!