Tom and Shawn are gonna have a field day with this one! :shoothead
Had a delivery tonight, I realy didn't wanna take it! It doesn't bother me so much that the dude is gay, what bothers me is he has a thing for me! But of course no one would do me the favor of taking the run for me, so I had to take it. So, here's how the conversation went when I got there.
Him: Well hey Derral (don't know why he calls me that) How you doing?
Me: Fine, your total is $22.99.
Him: Dude, did you get a new car?
Me: yeah, like 2 years ago.
Him: oh, is that your mustang?
Me: yes
Him: cool, Mustangs are hot!
Me: Ok, that'll be $22.99
Him: So, you seeing anyone?
Me: Yep, lots of women! Ok, that'll be $22.99
Him: Alright, here ya go, you keep the change (gives me $23.00! )
Me: Here's your pizza, bye!
Him: Hey, now that I know you work for Papa John's, I'm gonna have to order more often, can I request you?
Me: Nope, Drivers have to take them in the order we get them. Good bye!
Then of course, got back to work and made the mistake of telling everyone what happend! So now I'll be the butt of several jokes for days to come! :shakehead
So after youre great success with your co-workers did you expect anything different here? (and yes thats richard simmons)
(http://www.geocities.com/tbrd_guy/richardsimmons.JPG)
Looks like u have a new friend.
lol that's great. I haven't had any gays, just an old lady who tells everyone that jesus loves them, and one guy whose house smelled like rotten old feet and had like 3" yellow toenails, other than that not much outta the ordinary. I have had a few slumber party kinda things tho, kinda wish those were when I was single :p
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rotfl, any takers on the bet that dare will be deliverin' pizzas again for this guy? lmao "here's yer meat pie, mister"
rotflmmfao, couldnt resist, man
this is the gay dude: :moon:
this is the gy dude gettin his nuts thumped: :nutkick:
Any questions? rotfl again
(i got nothin against gay people-long as they leave me alone)
That sucks. I have to deliever to this one guy, and I can't tell if he is gay or just stupid, but he always pays me in change! :mad: So then I have to spend like 5 minutes counting the change to make sure there is enough for his food.
You just know that now your fellow employees have figured out a way so that whenever he calls for delivery you will magically be up :giggle:
isnt that sweet? you should have gave him a hug
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I bet the guy you delivered those pizzas too is wishing you would be the butt....
That was wrong and I apologize. (http://www.dnet.net/user/jkirchman/gifs/buttshagor.gif)
Hey Dare, you never know. It's better to hedge your bets and double your chances on getting a date for Friday nights.
HAHA!
hey dare just tell the guy or get pin that says "i have nothing against gays but when they hit on me i hit back :brick: "
whats even funnier is when i call brittney up here to ask advice about your new friend,, she said,,,,
oh no,, whats he done now :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
She says that if he is a queeny (her words) British cigarette, then you have to employ tactics like you would use on any other chick you were not interested in what-so-ever.
or,, she says
If he is a (dude) British cigarette,, then you have to basically treat it head on :evilgrin: like its a non issue to the point that he knows for a fact that you dont really give a if he stares at your a$$ or whatever.
dont ask me where she gets her info from :dunno: doctor brittney also says that if you respond in a twitchy way,, it just eggs him on even more because its attention for him.
:brick: thats my slap upside the head for using the word F>A>G when she did not but you get the point.
Yes, and I know it can be done, we do it all the time to another guy, He hates non tipper named Ludwig! So he always gets it.
So ya like to watch, eh bitch?
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Die! :2gunsfiri
I'd rather jack off!
I was thinking more on the lines of an iron on for my uniform!
I don't know what amaizes me more, that i'm a topic of discussion at your household, or that I must be an ongoing saga that your wife would ask, "what's he done now"! :giggle:
You guys know what, I think this is just Karma comming back on me for this picture! Hey, where is Weasle these days anyway? :giggle:
someone has to post that Dare took it in the butt!
How about "pooper"? That sounds a little more amusing than "butt".
i was gonna say poop chute, but i decided to go right to the point and say butt, add a little more seriousness to the matter, because we all know Dare is looking for some companionship at the moment, ands its no laughing matter when his feelings are involved
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Oh well, if he keeps comming onto me, I'll take him for a scary ride in the stang. If I can scare a good looking girl off with an unitentional spin out, imagine how bad I could scare a gay guy If I put some effort into it! But then again, with my luck, he'll tell me it made him hot and he wants to park!
just make sure you take a blanket along before the ride just in case, you never know it may be cold in there nekkid.
Yeah, but then with your luck, try taking him on the scare-ride and he'd really appriciate your abilities and want you to also try to control him past the limits.
Lord I apologise for that last one, it was wrong and I'm sorry. amen.
you can really impress him by holding his hand while drifting in the snow, it might earn you some brownie points
Yeah, you'd know all about brownie points huh stool sampler! Hahaha!
me? stool sampler? youre the one trying to win over the heart of your friend over there
Wow he needs a man in his life, and your going to act all bad ass?